How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb
1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed; 2. One to
attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be
changed; 3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light
bulb; 4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to
have a secret stockpile of light bulbs; 5. One to give a
billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb; 6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished; 7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark; 9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bushhas had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along; 10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country. Fact or Fiction?
Funny! There are tears comin down my face from laughin so hard.
It is getting mighty 'dark' in the White House.
Fact! What a tragically humorous set of .
But you forgot to add the first person--someone who accidentally shoots
out the bulb with birdshot, and then claims the bulb was in the wrong
place.
''I understand light bulbs. This bulb has done an excellent
job in its mission to bring light to the world, in order that terrorists
won't be able to hide in the dark shadows. Why change it? I stand behind
this light bulb and am awarding it the Medal of Freedom for its fight
against the dark forces of evil.''
How did you know my bulb was broken. Sincerely: Bush.
god i'd love to cut and paste that!! may i?
it takes all of the above. by the time it is all done they found out the
bulb wasn't burned out, someone just forgot to turn it on.
(''CHENEY!!!!..'')
None. They're all so bright and enlightened that a light bulb
would be superfluous.
Facts are simply fiction told with an excess of truthfulness.
Couldn't happen here.
LOL sad but true especially the haliburton part.
How true. Note that the lightbulb was never actually changed.
Did anyone else pick up on that?
Good question - better . A light bulb ''identifies'' someone
with an ''idea and that is why nobody in the Bush administration can
change a light bulb! C'mon now, sell the major US seaports to the Arabs?
That light bulb is completely broken, and can not be changed!
Actually this is a very complicated question that must be taken
through the proper channels of Democracy. The light bulb needs to be
analized to be considered if it requires Government intervention at a cost
of Millions to the Tax payer. Then if Government intervention is needed
there must be a Government organization put into place to analize the most
cost effective way to the Tax payer this can be done, at a cost of millions
to the Tax payer. Then the organiztion must take Bids from potential Contractors to do the job of changing the light bulb in a cost effective manner for the Tax payer, at a cost of millions to the Tax payer for the paperwork involved in taking the Bids. Once the Contractor has been contracted on behalf of the American Tax payer the work invloved can now take place. So, at the expense of Millions to the Tax payer the Bush Administration has no involment in the changing of the light bulb & can deny any contrary litigation that may arise. So, the answer is zero members of the Bush adminstration are involved in changing the light bulb. Which is really great for the Tax payer, because, Government Officials are not qualified to change a Light Blub, & had they Screwed it up it could have cost the Tax payer Billions of Dollars. So, we can rest easy knowing that the Bush Adminstration has saved the American Taxer payer Billions of dollars.
if President Bush is consistent with his history of setting the
agenda of debate on current issues he will recognize certainly that the
light bulb needs changing. He will give a speech somewhere alluding to the
urgent need to change the light bulb thus getting the country motivated &
more importantly, on his side. Instinctively the Dem is will savagely
oppose President Bush is recommendation to change the light bulb & throw
up numerous lame reasons for the opposition. Eventually, just as Mr. Bush intended he will get that light bulb changed but in the process he will have made the Dem is look once again, rediculously bad in the eyes of the country for being against the urgent & necessary issue of illumination..what a crafty guy dat Buuush!~~~
FACT all this is true bush needs to straighten his sh^%$# up
and run the country like it should be not like a piece of meat the is
hanging over the lions den yes no yes no make up the mind of this man
will somebody please
That was very good LOL. And quite detailed.
yes, but just how long did you spend thinking up this riddle?
Extremely true, I agree with all of the statements.
Bush is doing a horible job.
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